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Meet your new emotional support candle.
Whether you're masking the scent of shame, wet dog, or last night's takeout, this scented soy candle is here to lie to your nose and make your house feel like someone has their life together. With a variety of nose-hugging scents (from “clean cotton” to “festive holiday coping mechanism”), this eco-friendly flame buddy turns any space into a cozy chaos den.

Great for gifting—whether it's a birthday, a breakup, or you're just trying to apologize for whatever your dog did on the rug. Burns for 50–60 hours, which is longer than most of your situationships.

Product Perks (Because You Deserve Nice Things):
– 100% soy wax and non-toxic vibes
– Comes in a fancy glass you’ll totally reuse for something, eventually
– Scents designed to distract from your real problems
– Long burn time (aka hours of pretending you’re fine)
– Legit safe (ASTM-compliant and emotionally questionable)

 

Basic Survival Tips (a.k.a. Care Instructions):
– Don’t leave this baby unattended unless you want a real fire sign moment.
– Keep it away from kids, pets, and Karen from the HOA.
– Also flammable stuff. Don’t be that person.



EU representative: LEGACY PAWS RESCUE, legacypawsrescue@gmail.com, 1589 Conestoga Xing, Catawba, NC, 28609-8091, US

Product information: Lumient, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC

Care instructions: Keep burning candle within sight. Keep away from children and pets. Never burn the candle near flammable items.

"Toe Beans & Bad Decisions" – For Those Who Adopted Emotionally

$20.00Price
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  • You gave us money and we gave you fire. Technically, this is a “thank-you gift.”


    FMV: $10. The IRS says we can’t say the whole thing’s a donation… even though your heart says it is.

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