For Dog People With a Dirty Mind and a Soft Tee
This unisex softstyle tee is soft, comfy, and just the right amount of inappropriate—kind of like your dog licking someone’s crotch at a BBQ. With a cheeky slogan and a super-soft feel, it’s your go-to for dog walks, couch days, or awkward encounters at the vet.
Whether it’s National Dog Day, your birthday, or just another day cleaning pee with your dignity, this shirt is here to make people laugh, blush, and possibly question your life choices. You're not just a dog person. You're that dog person.
Why You’ll Love It:
– One-piece knit = smooth look, zero chafing during chaos
– Elastic ribbed collar that survives leash pulls and bad dates
– Shoulder tape to keep your seams from giving up like your willpower
– 100% ring-spun cotton = so soft your dog will try to steal it
– Made with U.S. cotton, because we care about dogs and ethics
Care Tips:
Machine wash cold. Dry low. Or toss it in the laundry pile next to the chewed slipper. No judgment.


EU representative: LEGACY PAWS RESCUE, legacypawsrescue@gmail.com, 1589 Conestoga Xing, Catawba, NC, 28609-8091, US
Product information: Gildan 64000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Bangladesh
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors , Do not bleach, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: low heat, Do not dryclean